ER Lesson of the Day: Touch me or my awesome nurses again and I'll find an excuse to either A) have you breathing out of a straw or B) have you so Geodon-ed you'll be sleeping in a puddle of your own drool. Creep.
ER Lesson of the Day: You might be a drama queen if the little old, demented, Alzheimer's man on the other side of the curtain starts giving you life-coaching lessons..."Suck it up woman. It's too late to cry about being knocked up now....Time to get over it and move forward. Crying is only making it worse." Classic. I wish I could be a demented little old man and say whatever I want, lol.
ER Lesson of the Day: What happens when a homicidal man marries a suicidal woman? ....A match made in heaven. (Please be advised, no homicidal nor suicidal persons were hurt in the making of this ER Lesson of the Day.)
ER LOTD: 3 months of tooth pain is a poor story to wheedle narcotics from me. If you mention that you also have been traveling from out of state-- an even poorer tactic. Finally, it is MOST DEFINITELY the WORST tactic to, at the end of your visit, ask how your mom's doing, making me realize that it's the patient in the next room that we're intubating for a narcotic overdose...rethink your plan.
So, those bumps and such....we hit a few more last week. Our appraiser waited until the last minute to get things in and our paperwork first had pictures of the wrong house and later was missing his signature entirely....needless to say, things got backed up and we should be closing TODAY! In less than four hours! We're SOOOO excited that we'll finally have OUR house! Soon, we'll be replacing these, with a little more modern set! :)